Looking over Henry's candy from Halloween, I discovered the lamest candy ever.
Candy Sticks? You mean poorly extruded cylinders of pure sugar? What connection do they have with Spiderman? Couldn't they have at least made an effort? At first I thought they were relabeled candy cigarettes, but they're even lamer than that. Did Stan Lee sign off on this?
They have a larger size (yes, I Googled it) that comes with a temporary tattoo, which is probably the reason anyone ever buys them, but this 2 pack doesn't even come with that.
I just hope they're contaminated with radioactive spider juice or something.